I WASNT EXPECTING THIS
How many Time Lords does it take to open a door
last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
And on the last course, your ball disappears in to this hole under a locked door.
So naturally, we got curious, and wanted to see what what behind it.
It looked kind of dark in there, so I put the flash on my camera and held my phone through the hole and????
orLANDO BLOOM IS BACK THERE I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED LAUGHING SEND HELP
this was a traumatic experience you cunts where are my notes
Gollum receives a MTV Movie Award
OH MY GOD
"I love your new hair, Effie," Peeta says.
"Thank you. I had it especially done to match Katniss’s pin. I was thinking we might get you a golden ankle band and maybe find Haymitch a gold bracelet or something so we could all look like a team," says Effie.
Catching Fire, p.189
just another day in which Haymitch embarasses Effie
whenever jennifer lawrence says:
i laugh sooo fuckin hard because honestly all i can think of is: